情人节这天,数数嫁给基层医生的“九条罪”

2018-02-14 羽兮 基层医师公社

想过个浪漫的情人节?


想过个浪漫的情人节?

看完这9个嫁给基层医生的“坏处”,你一定会是下面这个表情:

1

如果你是想找一个在外会赚钱养家,在内会哄媳妇顾家的人和你共度余生,那我劝你还是不要找基层医生了。想要当一名好的基层医生,就不可能沦为一个会赚钱的机器;想要当好一名基层医生,就不可能工作生活两不误。

一个在基层工作的男医生是不可能每天准点下班回家陪老婆带孩子的,他可能在闲暇的时候陪你谈天说地唠唠家常,但如果你想让他每时每刻和你缠缠绵绵,那你还是洗洗睡吧。如果你有这种需求,他会把这个艰巨的任务委派给孩子,反正你需要人陪,谁陪都一样。

2

你可能在家等着他回来吃口热乎饭,突然接到电话说公卫加班得晚点回来了,因为年底考核专家组马上就要来了,万一又被扣分了,过年那点奖金估计又得泡汤了。

这或许与敬业无关,只是每个基层医生都会碰到的情况,但这就是职责所在,所以你要做好心理准备。

3

找一个基层医生,你俩不一定时时刻刻腻在一起,但只要在一起,就一定不会找不到话茬。在基层摸爬滚打,阅患者无数,经常还会遇到很多奇葩的事。每天挑一件回家跟你分享,都可以录成小视频或者段子,加工一下就能上热门,最接地气的那种!

4

嫁给基层医生,你的钱不会多也不会少。不会多是因为每个月就那么点固定工资,雷打不动;不会少的原因也是每个月就那么点固定工资,不给媳妇,媳妇就跑了。自己拿几十块钱喝汤就好。

5

和基层医生过日子,再也不用害怕三病两痛没人照顾,也不用担心在其他机构看病,动不动就给你开一堆药,吃上半个月都不见效。

身边有个基层医生,那就真的是多了个家庭医生,从此看病不排队,更贴心的是,他还可能给你科普很多以前不知道的医学常识,你就乖乖化身小“迷妹”吧。

6

嫁给基层医生,你平时根本不需要查岗。他的行程简单得你都能倒背如流,不是在诊室坐诊,就是在电脑面前填表,不是在走街串巷完成签约任务,就是在集市上“摆摊”做宣传……

反正不是在工作,就是在去工作的路上,哪有什么闲工夫撩妹。在他心里,首先装的是你和家庭,然后就是工作,其他人要挤也没空位啊!

7

谈恋爱的时候,他可能是貌比潘安胜三分,那是参加工作前;一旦踏上基层医疗这条不归路,估计要不了两年,他就变成了非洲难民求解脱。

不过别难过,也不要觉得尴尬,献身基层,他是认真的。即便看起来老了十几岁,但岁月的打磨和工作的历练,会让他更有担当,变得更强!千万不能嫌弃他。

8

俗话说得好,做男人难,做一个让老婆满意的男人更难。基层医疗琐事多,很多时候还得身兼数职。在工作中要对患者负责,对自己的岗位负责;生活中要对爸妈负责,对老婆负责,对孩子负责……别看他是个医生,有些时候甚至照顾不了自己。

9

嫁给基层医生之后,你就能真正理解他们到底有多难多累。大家都觉得医生好,会看病,能养家。但是在基层扎根的医生,他们的苦和累,压力和忙碌又有谁知道,大部分人都不理解。

你是他最亲最爱的人。在情人节这天,请给他一个大大的拥抱,说一声,老公,你辛苦了!

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    2018-02-15 lovetcm

    泪水横流呀

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    2018-02-15 飛歌

    厉害了我的哥

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    2018-02-15 秀红

    的确如此!

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    2018-02-15 明崖

    苦逼的职业.却承担大量的劳动力

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